Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" . Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.