In very important internet news, a young woman was excited recently when her close friend asked her to be a bridesmaid at her wedding. She was, quote: “over the moon”.
The pair met in college and had been friends for more than a decade, but the invitation came with one major proviso; the young woman would have to lose some weight.
Wait. It’s APRIL. This woman gave birth less than five months ago and she is an size effing 10! She is basically Hilary Duff. Her ‘friend’ can bugger off.