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Live each day like you have a significantly ¬†better health insurance plan… If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport – you will get a free x-ray and a breast exam and; if you mention AL QAEDA, you will get a free colonoscopy… I am not crazy, i prefer the term mentally hilarious… Your skin isn’t paper don’t cut it. your face isn’t a mask, don’t cares it. your size isn’t a book, don’t judge it. your life isn’t a film, don’t end it. you are beautiful… I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it’s health benefits. the other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves… An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit… People say you can’t live without love. i think oxygen is more important… I failed a health and safety course at work today.
Funny Health Quotes

Funny Health Quotes



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Boy, i say boy. you’re about to exceed the limitations of my medication.