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A Bridesmaid Told To Lose Weight For Her

In very important internet news, a young woman was excited recently when her close friend asked her to be a bridesmaid at her wedding. She was, quote: “over the moon”.

The pair met in college and had been friends for more than a decade, but the invitation came with one major proviso; the young woman would have to lose some weight.

Wait. It’s APRIL. This woman gave birth less than five months ago and she is an size effing 10! She is basically Hilary Duff. Her ‘friend’ can bugger off.



3 comments for “Cute Boys Feature

  1. Love & Friendship
    February 8, 2015 at 2:42 am

    I am a normal sized human, but I’m worried my friend might actually just be a giant asshole?

  2. August 22, 2015 at 8:44 am

    “Yesterday, she took me aside and directly said to me that she wants me to try to drop a ‘dress size or two’ before the wedding because she wants all of the bridesmaids to (her words) ‘have a consistent look’ and I am ‘noticeably heavier’ than the other bridesmaids,”¬†Twoxweddingthrowaway¬†explained.

  3. December 7, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    The general consensus?

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